AT&T Cutest Grape and Welcome Uncle Craigy

Before getting into the post, allow me to introduce the newest member of the CommercialTown Team: Uncle Craigy. Also known as the Craigulator, this guy means business. He enjoys drinking double digit beers on weeknights, trading over-the-counter African equities, and crying himself to sleep. Ladies and gentleman, Uncle Craigy!

Do you know how long this series of commercials have been on air? Almost a FULL YEAR! What makes this commercial truly stand out over its many predecessors is how the one girl completely steals the spotlight. These spots usually shine based on the comments of one child combined with reactions from the others. But not here, folks. We have a star in the making. I’ll never not laugh when I hear her say “Kindergarten!” Bravo, AT&T. You continue to churn out masterpiece after masterpiece. Now, maybe you should try to make your actual service half as good as your commercials.

PS. It’s absolutely terrifying that this girl is already so good at flaunting her adorableness. When she grows up, she is going to absolutely MANIPULATE boys. 

-Uncle Craigy

(EDITORS NOTE: The comments about the young lady featured in this advert are solely the opinion of Uncle Craigy and in no way are reflective of CommercialTown as an organization)